The UPS guy was standing by the lilac bush, telling me how glad he was I don’t have turkey. It’s the one bird he’s afraid of. I just smiled at him, and prayed that the turkey laying in the bush behind him stayed there.




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The UPS guy was standing by the lilac bush, telling me how glad he was I don’t have turkey. It’s the one bird he’s afraid of. I just smiled at him, and prayed that the turkey laying in the bush behind him stayed there.




This is not the norm. But @memphis posted this on the turkey thread...
It is worth the time to go to it and read it..
I wish I had a video of this, it is too funny
https://www.backyardchickens.com/th...talk-2000-2100.966414/page-2430#post-21193501


The UPS guy was standing by the lilac bush, telling me how glad he was I don’t have turkey. It’s the one bird he’s afraid of. I just smiled at him, and prayed that the turkey laying in the bush behind him stayed there.


I don't know why I think this is so funny.
I laughed so hard I cried & almost choked to death.
The kids all left the room. I could've died. Death by virtual alpaca.

This is not the norm. But @memphis posted this on the turkey thread...
It is worth the time to go to it and read it..
I wish I had a video of this, it is too funny
https://www.backyardchickens.com/th...talk-2000-2100.966414/page-2430#post-21193501
Thanks for sharing that one Ralphie!