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[007Sean]

 

[007Sean]

 

[007Sean]

This discussion reminded me of a time in our youth... my brother was a middle child thus seeking attention..

We were avid sportsmen and still are. When my brother liked the reputation of being an “outlaw or poacher”.. not all attention people seek is good.

My brother told people he started deer hunting on the 4th of July...

He had an old set of deer legs and a set of antlers. We live near a state forest teeming with game wardens...

My brother tied the legs hanging out the back of the trunk of his old car and the antlers the top of the trunk....

He then went driving around the state forest for a few hours.. he did not “catch” a warden like he wanted,,,

However. Around 6am on the 5th of July there was pounding on the door. The warden was there and wanted my brother..

The “deer” was still in the trunk.. my brother used to enjoy keggers as a minor.. so he was hung over and would sleep to noon to avoid Dad finding out his hobbies...

Now the hobbies came crashing down on him.. I loved it..

The warden forced Dad and my brother to open the trunk. I am sure Dad thought my brother had a deer in there too..

I followed just because I love watching train crashes... they opened the trunk.. my brother was smirking and even Dad suppressed a laugh.. the warden was royally urinated...

He threatened to dog my brother until the day he died... said he did not have time for this BS and peeled out the drive..

Dad gave my brother 2 weeks of hard labor,, I loved it...


Sometime I will tell you about my brother putting 25 fishing lines in the water while ice fishing.. only one line was legal in Mn...

Ok maybe you had to be there to see the humor, but Sean’s deer hoof boots reminded me of this..

Great story, sounds familiar to some of the pranks I've pulled. And as Paul Harvey used to say, I'd like to "hear the rest of the story", Ralphie.

 

[duluthralphie]

We made a fish house (ice shanty).. we would spear (legal) and fish in and around it...

My brother drilled 25 holes.. and put lines down each one with a bonnet on them.. instead of fishing tackle he tied a nail to each line..

Then he sat by another hole and fished.. we all knew it would be a short wait for the warden as he seemed to follow my brother for some reason..

I never had this problem..

The warden showed up about 90 minutes later..

He asked my brother ( I wAs minding my own business in the fish house listening to all this)...

“whose lines are those?”

Brother: “mine”
Warden:” you can only fish with one line”..

My brother never stops fishing and says “ I know”...

Warden then tells my brother to pull them up..

Brother,” if you want them up you pull them up”...

The warden pulls one up and sees the nail then another. My guess is he thought it was a decoy line and some had hooks..

Warden is po’d and says “what are you planning to catch on nails”..

My brother says “suckers”..


Again my brother was in trouble .. the warden went immediately to the farm and saw Dad.. hour later my brother lost fishing privileges from Dad for a month,,,


I have no idea why the warden harassed my brother so much, c

 

[007Sean]

We made a fish house (ice shanty).. we would spear (legal) and fish in and around it...

My brother drilled 25 holes.. and put lines down each one with a bonnet on them.. instead of fishing tackle he tied a nail to each line..

Then he sat by another hole and fished.. we all knew it would be a short wait for the warden as he seemed to follow my brother for some reason..

I never had this problem..

The warden showed up about 90 minutes later..

He asked my brother ( I wAs minding my own business in the fish house listening to all this)...

“whose lines are those?”

Brother: “mine”
Warden:” you can only fish with one line”..

My brother never stops fishing and says “ I know”...

Warden then tells my brother to pull them up..

Brother,” if you want them up you pull them up”...

The warden pulls one up and sees the nail then another. My guess is he thought it was a decoy line and some had hooks..

Warden is po’d and says “what are you planning to catch on nails”..

My brother says “suckers”..


Again my brother was in trouble .. the warden went immediately to the farm and saw Dad.. hour later my brother lost fishing privileges from Dad for a month,,,


I have no idea why the warden harassed my brother so much, c

Another 'knee slapper'

 

[cavemanrich]

I think this is cute.

 

[cavemanrich]

Need to start playing DUCK DUCK GOOSE

 

[cavemanrich]

I FEAR OF GETTING IN TROUBLE IF I COMMENTED ON THIS

 

[cavemanrich]

 

[cavemanrich]