BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[cavemanrich]

Rear passenger providing mucho ballast

 

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[drumstick diva]

I was going to say I never eat...... then decided it would be a bad decision to say that on here. Also don't to Rabbis.

 

[drumstick diva]

PS think the ballast needs to be dumped out of the boat or they both will drown.

 

[drumstick diva]

shawluvbirds yes that was me over 20 years ago. I was going thru men-o-pause but, found him just in time. He was 2 years younger than me 6'7" and 256 lbs. .

My ob-gyn had put me on estrogen replacement hormones and I blew up like a balloon.
Another doctor saw me and said" tell him to reduce the dose." He did and I lost 16 lbs. of fluid in 10 days. Good grief. That was scary.

My OB knew all about babies but 0 about older women.(actually I was 2 yrs.older than him) I didn't even have any side effects of menopause. I told him I was going to stop taking it. He wasn't happy but, said if I ever wanted to go back on - he'd be happy to prescribe for me.

To be fair though he wanted me on it to help protect my bones. But my mother died of estrogen dependent cancer and he knew it. My choice of evils.

PS I was still probably 5 ft. tall in the photo. We got a lot of stares when we were out together. He was as afraid of walking on ice as I was (no help there) I made him promise NOT to Fall on me.

 

[drumstick diva]

Erlibird that cracked me up so much, I think I won't ever stop laughing. I know just a little German, but I understand THAT!!

 

[drumstick diva]

btw He was a cab driver and I had only seen him sitting down and never knew he was so tall. One day I couldn't get the door open and he walked around to do it for me. Scared the daylights out of me. That was "too tall." But we hit it off great until months later when he discovered a "tall club," on line. gosh darn computers.

 

[drumstick diva]

The owner of the cab company passed away, and I told him he really needed a job with perks, like paid vacation and sick days, and health insurance. So he went to Sears which wasn't the best of choices. They were doing badly for a long time before they closed.

He started out repairing dryers for them. Then repairing treadmills. Then took off for Tenn. in a trailer park with his new woman 6' (from the tall club) both of them were broke.

 

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