BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[ValerieJ]

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[ValerieJ]

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. ― John Lennon

Again, not funny, but worth repeating!!!

 

[ValerieJ]

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. – Oscar Wilde

 

[WhyDoILikeChickens]

A crowded elevator smells completely different to a midget.

 

[TooCheep]

Why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

 

[TooCheep]

 

[TooCheep]

 

[SueT]

 

[TooCheep]

 

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