BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[Fishychix]

My brain did that to me last night!

Yup. Nearly every single night.

 

[Fishychix]

Just bought this

 

[pennyJo1960]

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Fits allot of us!

 

[Molpet]

I get that!
I have a ritual:
Get up, get a drink of water, apply lip balm, pee, wash hands, apply hand lotion, get another drink of water, reapply lip blam, go back to bed.
My brain starts to wonder if I need to pee out those two sips of water- repeat.

I quit food and drink after 6pm , if I can. A sip of water for melatonin around 8 pm and bed at 9 pm. Instead of waking up every 2 hrs to pee, it only once most nights.

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[janiedoe]

I quit food and drink after 6pm , if I can. A sip of water for melatonin around 8 pm and bed at 9 pm. Instead of waking up every 2 hrs to pee, it only once most nights.

But whats the fun in sleeping all night?

 

[Ginmary]

But whats the fun in sleeping all night?

I guess it depends on who you are with??

 

[Molpet]

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Where have you been?

 

[Molpet]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

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Check, Mate!

Not sure if this is funny, because I can so relate to it.
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I saw the three feet, too. Good ol'AI!

My brain just wakes up and says, "hey let's get up for a while. Isn't this great that we're both awake in the middle of the night??"

I have ebooks on my phone next to my bed. When my brain wakes me up I tell it, Here, get to work! Not long before it goes back to sleep with a whimper (after a quick trip to the Necessary Room, of course!).