BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[TOMTE]

Did you laugh so hard it came out your nose??

That happened to my boyfriend the last time he visited. He was drinking a glass of milk in the kitchen, the fridge was making an annoying grinding noise, so I said, "that sounds absolutely horrible!"

He snorted, choked, milk came out his nose, and as he was coughing/laughing, he said, "why were you listening to me drink?!"

He thought I was saying his drinking sounded terrible

 

[nuthatched]

 

[nuthatched]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I like the taste still, but found out at age 54 that it was the cause of my sinus issues

My milk-related sinus issues cleared up when I switched to 2% organic.

 

[pennyJo1960]

Grew up on raw milk still like it best.

 

[TOMTE]

Grew up on raw milk still like it best.

Never had it, but I hear too many horror stories to want to try it... Also, I'm lactose intolerant so I can only drink lactose free stuff.

 

[Sally PB]

My milk-related sinus issues cleared up when I switched to 2% organic.

What is the other 98%...? <-- me getting smacked

 

[tlcmurphy]

What is the other 98%...? <-- me getting smacked

In Organic?

 

[Sally PB]

When I was in college, the morning DJ team on the radio station I listened to had a call in survey:

What was the worst liquid to pass through your nose if you laughed hard enough to make that happen? They immediately added, "Don't call in and say something like 'battery acid'; this has to be a beverage that you would really drink."

The consensus: Vernors.

 

[TOMTE]

When I was in college, the morning DJ team on the radio station I listened to had a call in survey:

What was the worst liquid to pass through your nose if you laughed hard enough to make that happen? They immediately added, "Don't call in and say something like 'battery acid'; this has to be a beverage that you would really drink."

The consensus: Vernors.

McDonald's Sprite beats Vernors any day. They ultra carbonate that stuff, I swear!