Since yesterday, this company’s ads have been changing, adapting, and following me relentlessly!
If Man-Bun guy isn’t your cup o’creatine, I present bald Tai Chi guy with added, more realistic paunch:
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Or we can always go for more Man-Bun:
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If cos-play is your jam, we have Skeletor, that sexy “beast”.
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Or, if you really want that shredded He-Man look with more muscles than anatomically possible, all swole of course! (Check out those 2 baby bottoms coming out from his shoulders):
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Now, imagine all the sweet little Asian ladies doing Tai Chi in the park looking like this guy…they’d be sent away for scaring small children.
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And for some MAJOR CREEP FACTOR:
I have posts clearly stating I am 50 and female. My Sin Box post lamented I finished a Black Box of wine in 4 days over the holidays. I have never commented on body habitus but apparently their Tai Chi program can increase cup size too!
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Finally, some ewww and major comedic timing for SmokedBrisket’s “Dirty Old Man” post (who wants to see anyone squatting like that?!):
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I think the AI that runs this company is stalking me. “Company”. I believe it’s probably passively run by a ChatGTP program prompted by a 22 year old gamer living in his mother’s basement in Yaroslavl, Russia who needs some passive income and probably hasn’t seen the sun for 4 days and the heaviest thing he’s ever lifted is a tureen of his mother’s borscht and 4 boxes of American pizza. Thin crust.
Yeah IVAN, I’m on to you!
On a different thread someone posted a couple links that were to sites in Dutch. Which automatically translated to English. My emails from my town newspaper started having ads in Dutch.
