BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[BigBlueHen53]

I didn’t know that was a thread

It's not ... people start threads about their chickens' various ailments and include poop pics to help the BYC Brain analyze and diagnose.

 

[Squawkers]

It's not ... people start threads about their chickens' various ailments and include poop pics to help the BYC Brain analyze and diagnose.

Ahh I see I missed the joke…

Yes and yall can tell me what’s wrong with my chickens! Why they try to make my life miserable.

 

[PeaShack]

Ahh I see I missed the joke…

Yes and yall can tell me what’s wrong with my chickens! Why they try to make my life miserable.

Based on your poo picture, my chicken eggspert opinion (from all my 2 years of chiggenzing) is that the chicken in question has a severe case of mischief-o-rrhea and is genetically predisposed to mayhem-itis….

 

[PLW]

Yes Yes Yes!

 

[Squawkers]

Based on your poo picture, my chicken eggspert opinion (from all my 2 years of chiggenzing) is that the chicken in question has a severe case of mischief-o-rrhea and is genetically predisposed to mayhem-itis….

Yup that sounds about right

 

[EmmaDonovan]

This would definitely be my dogs. They loooove peanut butter.

 

[MROO]

It didn’t tag for some reason! @MROO

Thank You. SD is not out of the woods, yet, but he IS out of ICU as of this afternoon. With what we hope is the worst in the past, I actually have a "funny" to share. When he finally came out of the fever delirium, he couldn't find his hearing aids. The duty nurse searched every inch of the room twice before he called. They tore apart the bed linens, checked with Housekeeping to see if the sheets they'd changed earlier had been processed yet. That was a serious concern, because once those sheets hit The Laundry all would be lost!
They had ... and panic ensued. He called my Mom at 4 am (the nurse was hoping she could calm him.) Mom spoke directly to the nurse, who was really upset over the whole mess (they love him!) When asked when was the last time she actually saw them, Mom said "Yesterday morning when I put them in his ears."
You guessed it. There they were! Everyone was relieved ... and you KNOW we're gonna razz him over it when he gets home, Good Lord willing!

 

[MROO]

I didn’t know that was a thread

It oughta be!

 

[MROO]

Hahaha, we call those hikers "web walkers." You learn very quickly to swing a hiking pole up and down in front of you to break the webs before you get to them... otherwise you end up with webs and SPIDERS all over you!

First Rule of Scouting: NEVER be Lead Hiker!

 

[MROO]

It's not ... people start threads about their chickens' various ailments and include poop pics to help the BYC Brain analyze and diagnose.

We chickeneers are like new-baby parents ... obsessed with poo!