BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[nuthatched]

I can vouch for the fact that she was fully clothed when that photo was taken. (Note the black neck line.)

I think you need to raise your standards a skootch.
All I see is this:

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Pick, pick, pick. You girls jump on the smallest imperfections.

Unlike men. Bring beer and show up.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Unlike men. Bring beer and show up.

And... You make it sound like a bad thing.

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

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Lol. Was that before or after the opossums moved in?

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

I saved $498.25 tonight by picking up the toilet paper myself at Costco instead of letting my girlfriend go in to get it.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

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I don't have hearing aids yet, but this is so me.

 

[MROO]

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When I was a kid we had an old Chevy we dubbed "The Old Red Bomb." What finally sent it the scrap yard was when my Mom watched my little brother and I disappearing below the seat back (before seat belts) and jumping up to stare out the back window, giggling hysterically. It took her a couple of trips to discover the nature of our fascinating game. We'd discovered a hole in the floorboard, just under the edge of the front seat. We dropped whatever we could fit through the hole, then pop up to watch it bounce behind the car.
Y'know, pencils bounce better when you drop 'em eraser-end first ... and marbles are no fun at all because they roll away faster than you can track 'em!

EDIT to Add: We only had a couple, but tennis balls were the best. Man, you could hear 'em bounce off the undercarriage and watch them until another car ran 'em over. THAT was FUN!