BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[MROO]

Lol, I think we've derailed this thread long enough. Say something random and funny.

No.

 

[PeaShack]

Doesn't look worth fighting about, tbh.

Oh that would totally be the location of my villain lair!

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Gonna be completely honest they look awful. How is it humanly possible to have that much makeup on one’s face.

There is a internet feud between Sameer Khan?

And Hanna Barron...
Khan slams Barron for being unfeminine, southern accent, etc.
I don't know one man who would choose Kahn over Barron.

 

[MROO]

That's something I would do


Around here it's not legal to let a dog run loose anymore. So people assume they are lost. Which most are because they haven't been trained to stay home. Every day people are searching for lost dogs. Or reporting found dogs.
My Annie was loose, she has been trained to stay home. I came around the corner to find the UPS driver trying to get her collar. I believe he was trying to look at her tags. She is a rescue and very head shy. I was surprised she was letting him. I figured if she thought he was ok he meant no harm.
I just said that Annie was a good girl.
I usually put her in when deliveries are due, but the UPS driver was a half hour before scheduled time window.

My childhood dog adored my brother, and barked like crazy (no aggression, just announcement) at the milkman. The milkman came very early, before the kids were up and about, but when he saw my three-year-old brother wandering the neighborhood (times were different then, remember) he recognized the dog. When he brought them home to my frantic mother, he simply told her, "I recognized the dog. When I put her in the truck to bring her back home, the kid followed. I figured he belonged here, too."
We had an AWESOME milkman!

 

[MROO]

OK SHUTTING UP NOW IF I SAY DOG AGAIN SOMEONE SLAP ME

Woof!

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Gonna be completely honest they look awful. How is it humanly possible to have that much makeup on one’s face.

I'm afraid that when I see that much make up I wonder what they are trying to hide. IMHO

 

[MROO]

I used to make reenactor clothing. (1699-1910)
It's that detailed. "Fashion Nazis" will check your research and count stitches per inch.

We have the same issue over-detailed Model Train enthusiasts. We call them "rivet counters!"

 

[MROO]

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Hmmm. I've always wondered what became of Little Jimmy ...

 

[Smoked Brisket]

I guess that's me. I start a new job tonight
but instead of sleeping I'm on the computer.

 

[Smoked Brisket]