BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[PeaShack]

Is that Old Spice hand soap (or lotion)?

That would be Old Spice body wash my husband now has decided he likes to use as hand soap. He used to buy the stuff like the apocalypse was happening the next day (5 bottles at a time forgetting we already had a cabinet full at home). When we moved, we unpacked that before the regular hand soap and he liked it better. I think we might have a lifetime supply.

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[ShrekDawg]

I can understand that. The other day I dropped a raw egg on the kitchen floor. I removed the shell and let the dog eat the rest of it, then I cleaned up after him. Less work for me! That's life with dogs.

Is that Old Spice hand soap (or lotion)?

Kind of off topic but curious why remove the shells? I used to give our last dog eggs, shell and all. He dint really know what to do with it at first though he was also like 130+ lbs. I wonder what Brew would do… LOL

 

[janiedoe]

I thought my whole life that I wanted to live on the water. Growing up close to (but not on) the white sand beaches of Florida…it’s what I thought I wanted. So eight years ago we did it. In Texas. We moved to the “I’ve arrived” house on the water but protected enough from hurricanes. This fantasy of the kids using the pool and going out jet skiing, paddle boarding, rowing out on a large lake that leads to the bay slowly eroded. Daughter got in the pool like 2 times. My son used the neighborhood pool more than ours. I hardly ever used the pool. Kids had no interest in the lake! I went paddle boarding and did some small boat trolling in the lake regularly for about a year…eventually the gorgeous water backdrop just became a background. Unnoticed in day to day life.

Then I wanted chickens. And we put a few back there…in a suburban neighborhood on the water. Because we had quite a number of rescue parrots from lockdown, I decided hatching my own chickens would be the best way to prevent disease transmission. Well that came with roosters. At some point we were crating them indoors at 5 am to not bother the neighbors. After a bit, it was evident that what I thought was my water dream, was not really what I wanted. We moved in April 2025 to an unincorporated plot of land close enough to work where I can now have my chickens, peafowl, etc. It has a small pond for my water feature!

For me, the beaches and large lakes are great for vacations, but not long term living.

As for Hugh Jackman…Wolverine left his wife of like 30 years for some broadway hussy! You can do better!!

Chickens and waterfront patios can be a bit iffy…escaping the run was a daily issue :

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That little dude (2nd&3rd photo) is the only kind of single man I care about.
I love country life & having my own body of water. I'm not very social so I prefer a daily walk in the woods to a walk on the beach.

 

[janiedoe]

Ms. Emma! “Hunky Beach Dude” and “Long Term Forever Relationship..that just might be an oxymoron. But don’t get me wrong….there are unicorns!
—marky mark Wahlberg
—Jon Bon Jovi
—the Rock

They are taken, but guys like them do exist

In my humble opinion, men are like puppies, they always look better when someone else is cleaning up the mess. I'll just keep my old dude- he's already trained.

 

[Molpet]

Unfortunately this is true

 

[janiedoe]

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....but you'll have to hold it because the cats in your lap.