BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[MROO]

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Pimp pigeon

Catch it! It's a purebread!

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[nuthatched]

Anybody need a gift for their favorite Slother?

 

[nuthatched]

 

[notabitail]

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"Drive Friendly the Texas Way" means zipping in and out of lanes, driving backwards, and no turn signal. Oh, and blinding headlights.

 

[EmmaDonovan]

Anybody need a gift for their favorite Slother?
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I genuinely couldn't see anything other than "Slother" until I scrolled down and read it meant "Mother."

 

[TXchickmum]

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I am too familiar with this
-had taken a pile of laundry to the laundry room (and left the 3 year old playing with a Nerf ball right behind me in the hallway). In the length of time it took to throw in a load, a small stream began flowing down the hallway. I looked at the son, who was smiling proudly, and inquired as to what happened. He informed me that he’d flushed the Nerf ball down the hallway bath toilet. When I asked, “why?”, the reply: I wanted to see what would happen. -and there it is. Life’s wild adventure continues to this day - and he is 32!

 

[EmmaDonovan]

I am too familiar with this
-had taken a pile of laundry to the laundry room (and left the 3 year old playing with a Nerf ball right behind me in the hallway). In the length of time it took to throw in a load, a small stream began flowing down the hallway. I looked at the son, who was smiling proudly, and inquired as to what happened. He informed me that he’d flushed the Nerf ball down the hallway bath toilet. When I asked, “why?”, the reply: I wanted to see what would happen. -and there it is. Life’s wild adventure continues to this day - and he is 32!

That mysterious hole in the toilet that magically sucks everything away is fascinating to young kids. When I was little, I thought: "Since toilet paper goes into the toilet, what other kinds of paper go into the toilet? Paper napkins? Paper towels? Notebook paper... tissue paper... construction paper..."

Dad had to fix the toilet that time.

 

[nuthatched]

I genuinely couldn't see anything other than "Slother" until I scrolled down and read it meant "Mother."

It doesn't say mother, it's made of mother of pearl, but thats definitely an S L.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

What's a slother?