BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

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We have a classic line around here:
I put it away in a safe place, and I'm the one it's safest from!

 

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Just think! All those fantastical new diseases and molds in that carpet!

 

[Smoked Brisket]

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Probably scares the other demons away.

 

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When you wear a new pair of shoes but you're an adult so
nobody even asks you if you can run fast in them.

 

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Sorry.
I probably should have gone to sleep before this one.