BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[CombNWattles]

So my dorm room is across from the student apartments and I noticed during fall semester that only the girls actually used their nice little balcony porch thingies.
Well it turns out that the guys were waiting for it to be 23F and snowing before sitting out there.

 

[CombNWattles]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

I honestly don't know if anyone else
will find this funny.

 

[ShrekDawg]

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Hilarious and adorable but the second pic looks like AI doesn’t change the humor though

 

[PeaShack]

 

[PeaShack]

I have chores to do. However, the need to mock some of these ads is very very strong. So here goes:

Dear PFMs, you are missing out! These very pertinent ads for plebes like me are masterfully mesmerizing! I now share these amazing:

EXERCISE TECHNOPANTS!

You will passively be forced to excercise these resistance training pants just by wearing them!

Here is the scenario I envision:
After spending an hour trying to squeeze yourself and artfully pack every flab and flubber into the pants, you breathlessly fall back on your sofa for a break. After a 20 minute nap, you decide it’s time to break these bad boys in and carefully, slowly try an ankle roll….But the built-in resistance bands have coiled up like a taught knotted cobra and unfurl violently! You have no control as the pants spin and churn, your body contorting like a whirling dervish! You hear a loud “crunch” and find yourself in the upside down flamingo position.

You politely call for help. Your hip is broken, but your legs stay up, held by the miraculous resistance bands of the Technopants. As the fire department uses the jaws of life to cut you out of these space-age leggings, you remember Chrissy from “Three’s A Company”….she sold that device back in the 90’s. It was great! The Thigh Master. Hmmm…Might be one in the attic collecting dust. After the hip heals, maybe we’ll go back to Chrissy’s Thigh Master. Might be safer.

Just for fun (and to avoid chores and to annoy Daisy) I recreated the upside down flamingo in my living room.