BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[janiedoe]

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️chipped my front tooth on a metal slide, broke my collarbone on a merry-go-round, experienced my first concussion when I wrecked a bicycle with a banana seat.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

️chipped my front tooth on a metal slide, broke my collarbone on a merry-go-round, experienced my first concussion when I wrecked a bicycle with a banana seat.

Rites of passage.

 

[PeaShack]

Iykyk
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Took me a moment. Or two.

 

[PeaShack]

Rites of passage.

Those “boy bikes” with the straight bar…those could fracture even a girl’s pelvis. Surprised half the boys growing up in the 80’s could procreate later!

 

[notabitail]

️chipped my front tooth on a metal slide, broke my collarbone on a merry-go-round, experienced my first concussion when I wrecked a bicycle with a banana seat.

Um, ouch.

I've only skinned my knees and elbows on a bike. And smashed my forehead-by-eyeball into a chicken coop.

 

[Addicted To Chickens]

Um, ouch.

I've only skinned my knees and elbows on a bike. And smashed my forehead-by-eyeball into a chicken coop.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[MROO]

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Wait. Does this mean I can't wear my bunny suit anymore?

 

[MROO]

Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.

5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp.'

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs

44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.

12 to post F.

8 to ask what F means.

7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.

15 to say "can't share"

2 to reply "can't share just copy paste"

36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

3 Admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

20 to give up on fb and take their dogs for a walk instead.

And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport, so no need to announce your departure.

Oh. Good. HEAVENS. WARN me before you post things like this so I can be sure to use the facilities first ...I about LOST it!

 

[MROO]

I've never heard anyone say new-tella. It's nut-ella where I live in the U.S. and in Ireland. Newt-ella sounds like it's made with newts.

Like "baby" powder?

 

[EmmaDonovan]