This is what I wrote to go on the back of a book that is yet to be written:
"What's your name? Where did you come from?"
The gruff, clean-shaven, smart-looking man frowned down at the girl.
"My name is Sparrow," she answered, haltingly. "And I come from the country."
Okay, I got very bored one day and decided to write this:
Bob walked up to a snowflake one day, and he asked that snowflake a question. He asked the snowflake why it was so cold. Naturaly, the snowflake casualy said,''There be an answer to thy question flying, flying in the wind.'' The snowflake then melted, leaving poor Bob all by himself.
Poor, poor Bob. He did not even get a straight answer from the deceased snowflake. Don't you
feel incredibly sorry for poor Bob? I sure do. Lets leave poor Bob by himself now. It will give him some time to reflect on his sorry day. Goodbye Bob. Farewell!
Whats this? I hear someone behind us. Lets run now, and hope they won't catch up. Oh dear, they are still there. I know, maybe we should ask them what they want? Now thats a brilliant idea. Turn around now, thats a good human. Wait a minute, I never forget a face. Thats Bob for sure! ''Hey! Hey! Bob, BoblicleBob! Bobsyourunclebob! Bobbobbobbybobbob! Booooooooooooooooooob!" Hmm...interesting...he appears to be shouting and screaming franticly at his own foot...very interesting....I think he may have gone doo-lal-ly. Yes I think he has. Lets get in this car that looks uncanningly like a boat. It looks comfortable. Hop in now.
Ahhh, don't you just love the fresh breeze of the ocean? Its just so mind-boggilingly-weird, is it not? Hmmm? What was that? You want to know who I am? Well, though. Your with me now, and thats all that matters. It does not matter who I am. Shhh human, shhh! Now, do me a favor, and steer the ship. We are heading that way. *Points towards the land of green sea and blue skies* I am told that when a soul sails in that direction, you will not be filled with riches, but with sheer happiness. And thats what we all want really, right? Of course, if you are one of those 'Money Steered Adults (MSA)' You would want the oppisite of what we are searching for: the land of green sea and blue skies.