Speaking of typical country song themes, I had the, um, pleasure, ahem, of listening to Red Sovine's 'Teddy Bear' song on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY4BV14OZzQ
After listening to this and doing everything I could to look somber, I then listened to the next Red song on the list:
Enjoy, and if you wet your pants, I ain't doing your laundry.
I know I'm going to offend someone with this, and frankly, I'm okay with that.