CALLING A MODERATOR!

[seminolewind]

Actually, I think all moderators should be at our beck and call 24/7, with a max of 10 minutes time to reply to whatever you ask. I also think we should have their phone numbers so that we can call if we can't get an answer, and the names of all their family members so that we can be familiar with those who answer the phone. Each mod should also have a "report" button next to their name, if we have a gripe with what they say, also, a thumbs-up and a "thumbs down" button so members can grade how well they like the mod's reply.

One last thing, since we're lead to believe things like Covergirl models only use Covergirl products, etc, all mods should post pictures of their chickens so we can be assured that they really do belong on a chicken-owner forum, (except for SpeckledHen, who posts her chickens frequently).

 

[DuckLady]

Seminolewind, that is a great idea.

Please have your credit card ready when you call 976-AskAMod.

Charges will start with the first ring of the phone. We will keep your credit card on file for those midnight PMs you want us to answer.
Charges to your card will be directly related to what we are doing in real life when you want our attention.

$2 a minute if we are already here online working
$5 a minute if we were just being a member and get called away.
$10 a minute if we were making dinner when you called
$15 a minute if we were putting our children to sleep when the phone rings. (and $5 for each minute it takes to get the kids back to sleep)
$25 a minute if you wake us up. (and $8 per minute it takes US to get back to sleep)

5 minute charged minimum per incident.

Thank you so much! This will be great! Fabric Depot Here I Come!

 

[EweSheep]

Terrie is going to be RICH on that! Yep, get your credit cards out!

Really, honestly, I say the mods have been doing a good job responding within 24 hours and much quicker in responding the red flag buttons. We can not always expect them to be on line 24 hours a day, seven days a week for 365 days a year...after all they ARE humans and most of them have families or critters and households/jobs to run.

Like the highlights, we can see which one are online at the time you are online. If there is none, you have that option to WAIT until mods come online or send one of them an email in their PM boxes. Its that simple!

 

[seminolewind]

Terrie, what would the prices be for a Gold or Platinum member? Surely there's a discount.

 

[Wynette]

Terrie, what would the prices be for a Gold or Platinum member? Surely there's a discount.

 

[Mahonri]

Hey this thread turned really FUNNY!

I like it.

 

[kstaven]

Terrie, what would the prices be for a Gold or Platinum member? Surely there's a discount.

Who needs a discount? Where else can you get this much entertainment this cheap. Heck you provide a lot of it yourself.

 

[seminolewind]

It's nice to see that you mods have a sense of humor as well.

Wynette, you gonna share that popcorn?

 

[hemet dennis]

It's nice to see that you mods have a sense of humor as well.

Wynette, you gonna share that popcorn?

Almost like they're human.

 

[missydcpc]

What is the charge if we fall when you're ummm....increasing your personal flock? Lol