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Let them all out by 8:00 A.M. You must let them out by that time or else they will bulldoze you leaving. After they exit the coop give Johnny a few rubs beneath the beak and a salutation to create a bond between both of you. He will cooperate better with you if you do this. Go directly to the shed and get their food. This also must be done immediately after letting them out or else they will be grouchy all day and fight. 6 heaping scoops sprinkled evenly all the ground so they each get some. Make sure both water containers are full of fresh, cool water and wipe out with a cloth if necessary. Should any fights break out between them you must firmly (but kindly) say "Stop this bickering back and forth" because that's what they've been taught to respond to. Don't let Minnie railroad you by letting her jump on your back. Instead, give her a few pats and a "Hello, Minnie" several times a day. 5 heaping scoops of food for their dinner, which must be delivered to the middle of the yard by 6:00 P.M. Make sure they've all entered the coop, then bid them goodnight with an affectionate "Night Bud" and all should respond with a contented purr.

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Let them all out by 8:00 A.M. You must let them out by that time or else they will bulldoze you leaving. After they exit the coop give Johnny a few rubs beneath the beak and a salutation to create a bond between both of you. He will cooperate better with you if you do this. Go directly to the shed and get their food. This also must be done immediately after letting them out or else they will be grouchy all day and fight. 6 heaping scoops sprinkled evenly all the ground so they each get some. Make sure both water containers are full of fresh, cool water and wipe out with a cloth if necessary. Should any fights break out between them you must firmly (but kindly) say "Stop this bickering back and forth" because that's what they've been taught to respond to. Don't let Minnie railroad you by letting her jump on your back. Instead, give her a few pats and a "Hello, Minnie" several times a day. 5 heaping scoops of food for their dinner, which must be delivered to the middle of the yard by 6:00 P.M. Make sure they've all entered the coop, then bid them goodnight with an affectionate "Night Bud" and should all respond with a contented purr.

By signing this contract I agree to the terms and conditions stated above.
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"Oh, and I forgot to mention that whenever you open the gate, they will all come barraling towards the gate, but don't worry they are not trying to escape, they just wanna devour the grass outside of their pen. Just give them a slight push when you close it and if Queen gets her toes stuck again that sounds like her problem. Speckles might try to attack your shoes, but don't let her get away with it as she is only doing it for attention. Coco is still broody, and she will attack anything that gets within a foot away from her, whether it is alive or not. I left a stick leaning against the coop so you can stick that under her and grab eggs. Otherwise she may just bite a chunk out of your arm! Cloud likes to stand in the corner by herself hoping she will get extra treats since she's old and slow. She deserves them. Tiny Tom is just coming into breeding age, and has been trying to mate with the adult Serama hens. That normally results in them ganging up on him and beating him up. If you see that happening, be sure to give the Serama girls some extra treats for having to deal with an idiot like him.

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