It came with the telling of a great story. Which if you know me, you know i love a good story and I am a sucker for a great storyteller.
 The man is not particularly a great storyteller by intent. As in he doesn’t try to tell a story with flare or added animation. But you'll be in stitches anyway by the time he's done just telling it like it was.
Christmas shopping stories are always epic because he always proctastinates and then has to drive all over the country looking for what he's got his heart set on getting.
He has the damndest time 
 
Anyway, we had seen these lanterns a long time ago but i didn't want to spend the money on it at the time. I think i even may have posted them here. 
 
So, last minute shopper decides to go see if somehow they are still there.
Nope. The lady told him "would you believe i actually just sold the last one the other day?"
Foiled!
Well one thing about The man he can strike up a 2 hour conversation about everything and nothing with anyone he meets.
 He had asked this shop lady if she knew anyone who would want to buy some stained glass we have to sell so she took his number.
She called him up a few days later and said the woman who had bought the duck lantern had returned it if he still wanted it.
Well yes he did! Dropped what he was doing and drove to get it before the shop closed.
Why did the lady return it he asked?
Well, she said,
Her husband stubbed his toe on it and demanded she get rid of it.  
 
I never know which parts of these stories are factually accurate. Either way the Lantern is MINE now and black toes be damned i am keeping it. 
