CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES(how to achieve inner peace)

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by mdbucks, Dec 19, 2007.

  1. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    copy of an e-mail sent to me

    CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all
    use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard
    on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

    Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
    things you have started and have never finished.'

    So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
    finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
    bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream,
    a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
    prescription with the last of the scotch, the rest of the cheesecake, some
    Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on
    to those who you think might be in need of inner peace
     
    Last edited: Dec 19, 2007
  2. hsm5grls

    hsm5grls Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. TxChiknRanchers

    TxChiknRanchers Chillin' With My Peeps

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    bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream,
    a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
    prescription with the last of the scotch, the rest of the cheesecake, some
    Doritos, and a box of chocolates

    .

    sounds like a college boys daily menu​
     
  4. paganfish

    paganfish Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] I good with all that!

    Pedro [​IMG]
     
  5. Smitty's Farm

    Smitty's Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] Yuck! [​IMG] Sounds like someone is going to puke and have a huge headache. What a mixture! It's like those kids that like to mix all the soda together, but w/ alcohol. LOL!
     
  6. CarriBrown

    CarriBrown Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    Leave some scotch for the rest of us!
     
  7. ZuniBee

    ZuniBee Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Oh yeah, I am in need of serious inner peace! [​IMG]
     
  8. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

    Works for me...please pass the Doritos!
     
  9. Carole AM

    Carole AM Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Now I have to see what I have to finish! [​IMG]
     
  10. firechicken

    firechicken Chillin' With My Peeps

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    You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

    Enjoy it while it lasts, you will probably be dead by tomorrow. LOL​
     

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