So, in your opinion, is the expense with USDA or getting a vet certificate from England? I must be missing something or fees must have risen dramatically in the last couple of years.
Looks to me from a quick scan of the USDA site they just need the USDA hatching egg form that gets them the egg permit which they can fax to USDA-vet section-and a vet certificate from a licensed vet in England (probably the vet the farm they will get the eggs from uses). I'm not saying BGov can do it for a pound or slightly more than a dollar an egg, but if we are just talking fees to bring the eggs in- they should be under the $33 per bird egg range if they do not bring in very many eggs and they are not selling anything. ( this is not considering the time to raise the chick, cost of incubator, cost of brooder or heat and electric etc etc. )
It has been a few years since I have imported and I was working with other birds ( eggs are eggs? but attitudes toward species, how nice everyone is/was might be factors. - for instance -The vet I dealt with was on a retainer to a farm recommended by Sylvan Heights so did not charge me for the health certificate and when I called USDA a person who imported had given me a name of a person they dealt with who patiently answered my questions- which got me out of the answering machine line) . You could be right ,MeepBeep, times change and I guess a federal agency could be raking in as much money as you suggest for processing forms and vets in England could be more expensive than the vets I dealt with. Anyway a couple of phone calls or emails can't hurt.