Can someone identify this prehistoric garden flora that has made its home in my yard?

[TheOddOneOut]

I have solved the mystery!!

 

[Painted Calls]

I have solved the mystery!!

Pics!!!

 

[TheOddOneOut]

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Crookneck gone cuckoo.

 

[Painted Calls]

That thing is massive!

 

[TheOddOneOut]

That thing is massive!

No kidding! It has taken over.

 

[Painted Calls]

Can't wait to see how big the squash gets. Crooknecks are one of my faves.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Here are the scarlet runner beans and volunteer tomatoes.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

So proud of the tomatoes

 

[3KillerBs]

Crookneck gone cuckoo. View attachment 2794667

Crooknecks are supposed to be compact and bushy. I'd LOVE a vining crookneck.