Caption my manga-style chickens!

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Hey, I thought this would be fun. My husband took some pics of some of my girls and ran them through some kinda app on his smartphone that makes them look like manga (Japanese comic book drawing style, sorta)
So I thought I'd put them up and ask you guys in the spirit of the other 'what is that chicken thinking' and such... let's CAPTION THAT CHICKEN!

 

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[scratch'n'peck]

Don't mess with me. I am actually a chicken x Godzilla hybrid.
(I wish I know more about Japanimation to make the caption more relevant to the genre.)