well, i'm illegal, and i own 4 sweet, quiet hens. AND....since it's going so well, i'm-a-hatchin out some eggs AND getting more chicks this spring! Whoo-hoo! i'll probably have a total of 12-14 chickens when it's all said and done. i figure IF i get caught, i'll take a few of my favorites (of course i'm sure they'll ALL be my favorites) but i'll take 3 or 4 and make a room for them upstairs in my spare room....bring them out to free range every day....cuz i just can NOT be chickenless! i would die of heartbreak! dogs are WAY noiser and poop WAY more....i'm a dog lover too, i just think the rules are KOO-KOO!