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[SilverBirds]

Steak... Any peanut butter cookies?

What kind of PB cookies?

 

[R2elk]

Whoa! What do you feed him?

Mine is a foot long and I have never fed it.

 

[Isadora]

30+ years??

My goodness. I figured it was probably at least 20 but I wasn't thinking over 30.

 

[Isadora]

What kind of PB cookies?

The three ingredient kind. Peanut butter, sugar, and an egg.

 

[muddy75]

30+ years??

And growth is independent of pond size

 

[Isadora]

Mine is a foot long and I have never fed it.

What does he eat? Bugs or something?

 

[Karasu]

I thought you said “Kids.”

Depends on how annoying they are.

 

[R2elk]

If you duct tape the thing up really tight, put it in a box, and drive your car over it seventeen times, then you're safe.

Just a couple of good hits with a sledge hammer works quicker.

 

[SilverBirds]

The three ingredient kind. Peanut butter, sugar, and an egg.

Those are the best kind.

 

[Isadora]

I hate peanut butter cookies, well, peanut butter in general

That's okay. Not everybody has to like everything, you know.