Would you love to have a Website and business cards to represent your beautiful backyard poultry, with your own domain name (www.yourflockdomainname.com!), email address, and business cards to advertise it with?
Too "cheep," broke, or busy tending birds to have time and money for it?
We created www.BasementTycoon.com with you in mind. With the money you made selling hatching eggs this month (give or take a bit, obviously--to be precise, it's $89.99), you can have:
* A professionally designed custom logo
* An all-inclusive Website with your very own domain name (www.yourflockdomainname.com), custom content, design, hosting, maintenance, and three email addresses (it'll cost you another five bucks a month plus about ten bucks a year to maintain your site & domain name--just so you know)
* Professionally designed business cards with your new logo, Website address and email address at [email protected]
And it's SO SIMPLE. Go here: www.BasementTycoon.com. Check out the site (we tried to make it not boring--tell us if we failed, okay? We like compliments too), look at our portfolio (no bird sites there yet--you can be the first!), decide you can't live without us, and click "buy now." Once you enter your payment information, you'll fill out a quick questionnaire (honest, it will only take you fifteen minutes unless you type really slow--please time yourself and quack--I mean complain--loudly if I'm wrong about this), and in about a week you'll have everything you need to start promoting yourself (business cards may take a little longer--we're kinda at the mercy of printers and mail service on that).
Www.BasementTycoon.com. Because you rule the roost.
(P.S. Please check our site often. We are still in development, but eventually we are going to offer lots of free and cheap services for basement (and barnyard!) tycoons--from user forums where you can talk about all the little aggravations of working for yourself, to informative articles about the technicalities of self-employment, and so on--we can't wait to see what we're going to offer next.)
Too "cheep," broke, or busy tending birds to have time and money for it?
We created www.BasementTycoon.com with you in mind. With the money you made selling hatching eggs this month (give or take a bit, obviously--to be precise, it's $89.99), you can have:
* A professionally designed custom logo
* An all-inclusive Website with your very own domain name (www.yourflockdomainname.com), custom content, design, hosting, maintenance, and three email addresses (it'll cost you another five bucks a month plus about ten bucks a year to maintain your site & domain name--just so you know)
* Professionally designed business cards with your new logo, Website address and email address at [email protected]
And it's SO SIMPLE. Go here: www.BasementTycoon.com. Check out the site (we tried to make it not boring--tell us if we failed, okay? We like compliments too), look at our portfolio (no bird sites there yet--you can be the first!), decide you can't live without us, and click "buy now." Once you enter your payment information, you'll fill out a quick questionnaire (honest, it will only take you fifteen minutes unless you type really slow--please time yourself and quack--I mean complain--loudly if I'm wrong about this), and in about a week you'll have everything you need to start promoting yourself (business cards may take a little longer--we're kinda at the mercy of printers and mail service on that).
Www.BasementTycoon.com. Because you rule the roost.
(P.S. Please check our site often. We are still in development, but eventually we are going to offer lots of free and cheap services for basement (and barnyard!) tycoons--from user forums where you can talk about all the little aggravations of working for yourself, to informative articles about the technicalities of self-employment, and so on--we can't wait to see what we're going to offer next.)
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