Chicken chat!

[Abriana]

Mushroom: You guys should all win in my opinion! And it turns out she got me a girlfriend today...

SOPHIA: wait... you're a rooster? I thought you were a hen!

 

[Sydnee Fisher]

Mushroom: turns out in a rooster look at this picture my mom took in on the left she's on the right

 

[Abriana]

Mushroom: turns out in a rooster look at this picture my mom took in on the left she's on the right
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SOPHIA: great picture mushroom!

 

[Sydnee Fisher]

Mushroom: I might ask her if she wants to chat with us later

 

[andreanar]

Hi all! My name is Chief, Chief Cochin! I will tell you a few secrets, just promise not to tell my hoomans!? I have whispered these secrets to my flock mates, and altho the hooman has tried to bribe them (and me) with yummy treats, we do not tell. To tell may mean the yummy treats will stop! Hooman must not find out! I will whisper to you all now.....I am not really a Cochin! I think my hooman is catching on to that one, but I will not divulge my true heritage. I am also hiding my gender from hooman. I know hooman has been coming here to try to find the answer to my biggest secret, but the hoomans here can not be sure either. I am a master at hiding things! I cannot tell, even you, for fear that hooman will find out. Some of you appear to be very close to your hooman and may let it slip! I cannot trust just anyone, I hope you understand. I will be coming here to talk about my life and unburden myself, as I cannot do that within my flock anymore. I fear there may be a traitor in my mist! A few of the others are getting swayed over by the hoomans bribes. I see, I watch them go up to hooman and beg for treats, I see them eating out of hoomans hands! I cannot trust them anymore! Here is a photo of me. You may call me Chief or Chief Cochin.

 

[Sydnee Fisher]

Hi all! My name is Chief, Chief Cochin! I will tell you a few secrets, just promise not to tell my hoomans!? I have whispered these secrets to my flock mates, and altho the hooman has tried to bribe them (and me) with yummy treats, we do not tell. To tell may mean the yummy treats will stop! Hooman must not find out! I will whisper to you all now.....I am not really a Cochin! I think my hooman is catching on to that one, but I will not divulge my true heritage. I am also hiding my gender from hooman. I know hooman has been coming here to try to find the answer to my biggest secret, but the hoomans here can not be sure either. I am a master at hiding things! I cannot tell, even you, for fear that hooman will find out. Some of you appear to be very close to your hooman and may let it slip! I cannot trust just anyone, I hope you understand. I will be coming here to talk about my life and unburden myself, as I cannot do that within my flock anymore. I fear there may be a traitor in my mist! A few of the others are getting swayed over by the hoomans bribes. I see, I watch them go up to hooman and beg for treats, I see them eating out of hoomans hands! I cannot trust them anymore! Here is a photo of me. You may call me Chief or Chief Cochin.
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Mushroom:

 

[andreanar]

Chief Cochin here. I'm still able to hide my identity, altho it gets harder every day. My hooman came the other day and grabbed me! Hooman picked me up and looked thru all my beautiful feathers and looked at my butt! Oh the humiliation! Hooman also picked up some of my sisters and looked at their butts and seemed to be measuring their butt bones with her fingers! Hooman said eggs should be laid very soon. Hooman then put pretend eggs in the boxes in our house. Oh those eggs make me very curious, I want to go in the box and look at them closer, but I don't, I just get close and look at them with one eye. Hooman says it will not be much longer until hooman will find out my secret identity! I am feeling very worried now.

 

[FrankieDoodle]

NONAE: hi Chief Cochin. I hate when the humans pick me up, let alone poke at my butt. I had to have a bath a couple of weeks ago so I spent half an hour being touched trying to get dried off. Yesterday I wanted to see what would happen if a was super close to my weird aunt. She started to freak out, but eventually gave me a quick squeeze. She then disappeared in the gigantic chicken coop & stayed in there all day. There were weird voices I never heard before coming out of it. It was weird.

 

[andreanar]

NONAE: hi Chief Cochin. I hate when the humans pick me up, let alone poke at my butt. I had to have a bath a couple of weeks ago so I spent half an hour being touched trying to get dried off. Yesterday I wanted to see what would happen if a was super close to my weird aunt. She started to freak out, but eventually gave me a quick squeeze. She then disappeared in the gigantic chicken coop & stayed in there all day. There were weird voices I never heard before coming out of it. It was weird.

Hoomans are hard to figure out, they do very weird things. Do they not know that you will take your own bath in the dirt? Bahh

 

[FrankieDoodle]

Hoomans are hard to figure out, they do very weird things. Do they not know that you will take your own bath in the dirt? Bahh

I had an egg stuck back there, so in a way-I wouldn't admit this to them though-I am kind of happy they got it out. But yes, humans are very weird.