Chicken Christmas Song Challenge

[KnitswithChickens]

I thought it might be fun to create a chicken Christmas song challenge. Let's see what we can come up with.

I'll startyou off...

Sung to the tune of 'All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth'.

All I want for Christmas is a bigger coop
A bigger coop
A bigger coop.

All I want for Christmas is a bigger coop
With room for more spring time hatchlings.

Ta Da!

Happy Holidays!

 

[Eggcellent]

Ok here is my entry:

Sung to the tune of "O' Christmas Tree"

"Oh Chicken Feed"

Oh chicken feed, oh chicken feed
How delicious is your flavor
Oh chicken feed, oh chicken feed
Your filling goodness I do savor
In pellet form or crumbly grains
My love for you, it never wanes
Oh chicken feed, oh chicken feed
How delicious is your flavor

 

[BigSkyChickens]

Tune should be obvious:

Joy to the World,
A new days dawns,
O hear the feed buckets clang!

Jump down off your roo-oo-oosts,
And hurry down the chicken ramp,

She might throw us some scratch,
she might throw us some scratch,

Oh goodie, oh goo-oodie, here comes the scratch!


Enjoy the season, everyone!

 

[silkieluver_07]

Well it's not chicken but turkey related

Sung to the tune : "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"

Have a Gobbly Gobbly Christmas...

and I hope my turkeys poop...

on your porch, and on your car, and even on your roof!

(This was created to be put on our grouchy neighbor's Christmas card as a joke only everyone!)

 

[KnitswithChickens]

You guys are way more creative than me. Shakespeare would be proud. Keep 'em coming - we all need a little holiday cheer.

 

[wildorchid053]

to the tune.. have yourself a merry little christmas


have yourself a merry little chickmas

get your hens to lay

from now on turn dark into a sunny day

time to flip all the switches on
throw them lots of corn.. tonight

make sure combs do not start to freeze
plug up every breeze in sight

so please my hens lay lots of pretty brown eggs

please don't make me beg

if you do I promise to make scrambled eggs,

and feed them to you warm on merry chickmas day

 

[LilRalphieRoosmama]

To the tune of Silent Night:

Silent Night,
Was a quiet night,
All is calm, til the rooster crows.

Rounding up hens and chicks for the night,
Waking the neighbors from miles away

When he stops they sing hallelujah!
Please put your rooster awaaaayyyy
Please put your rooster away.

Might have had one too many lines in there but it kinda fit

 

[MuranoFarms]

I'll play!

Running through the snow,
with no bugs to chase today.
Through the the gate we go,
clucking all the way!
Snowflakes we can chase,
are falling from the sky
oh what fun it is to play
in the snow and ice!

oh Jingle bells my coop smells
30 feet away
Mama says the litters deep until Easter day-y
Jingle bells, my coops smells
that how its gonna stay
mama says the litters fine, daddy says NO way!

A day or two ago,
it was nice outside
and suddenly its cold
my waters solid ice!
I hope when Santa comes,
he brings me lots of treats!
I really want a heated lamp
and lots of things to eat!

OH....jingle bells...


LOL

 

[LilRalphieRoosmama]

"Jingle bells, my coop smells"

Love it!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JP33]

Jingle Bells, Jingle bells, when will they lay some eggs,
Oh what fun it will be to get my very first eggs, hey!
Feeding lots of mash, not too much cracked corn, just a dash of scratch,
Oh please hens lay today, hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle bells, when will I get some eggs,
Oh what fun it would be to get some eggs today, hey!



...JP