A lady went into a butcher shop asking for a chicken. The young
butcher's assistant went into the back asking whether they had
any chickens. Yes, said the butcher give her this one. When he
showed it to the lady she said oh no, that's far too scrawny
I
want one bigger than that. So the lad went into the back room
again and told the butcher what the customer had said. The
butcher pulled and stretched it and blew it up a bit then said -
there take it back to her now. Back the lad went and showed it
to her again - whereupon she said that's much better than the
other one. I'll take them both!
butcher's assistant went into the back asking whether they had
any chickens. Yes, said the butcher give her this one. When he
showed it to the lady she said oh no, that's far too scrawny
I
want one bigger than that. So the lad went into the back room
again and told the butcher what the customer had said. The
butcher pulled and stretched it and blew it up a bit then said -
there take it back to her now. Back the lad went and showed it
to her again - whereupon she said that's much better than the
other one. I'll take them both!
