It isn`t a poultry joke, But I thought it funny just the same.
A farmer got pulled over by a Lansing Police Officer for speeding, and the
officer started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began
to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the officer got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was
doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his
head.
The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
The officer stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what
they are; I never heard of circle flies."
So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're
called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the
back end of a horse."
The officer says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a
minute he stops and says, "Hey ...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a
horse's butt?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law
enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's
ass."
The officer says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the
ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
A farmer got pulled over by a Lansing Police Officer for speeding, and the
officer started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began
to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the officer got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was
doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his
head.
The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
The officer stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what
they are; I never heard of circle flies."
So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're
called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the
back end of a horse."
The officer says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a
minute he stops and says, "Hey ...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a
horse's butt?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law
enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's
ass."
The officer says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the
ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
