Chicken Jokes Thread.......

[soonerdog]

Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside.

What kind of shoes do chickens wear? Ree-boks

Being from the south....I love this next one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it can be done.

 

[duckluv]

Why did the worm cross the road?
To get away from the chicken!



Why did the quail cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!

 

[roocrazy]

if your riding down the hill and your pedal falls off... how many chickens are in your mailbox?... none because there is no bones in ice cream.

 

[soonerdog]

Why the chicken crossed the road.

Mae West said, "Because I told it to come up and see me some time."

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, then rolls in the dirt some more?

A dirty double-crossing chicken!

 

[soonerdog]

I had a facebook friend post pictures of her pretty fingernails after her salon visit. She asked, "How do you like them?"
I said, "They were the fanciest booger-pickers I've ever seen." Says she's mad at me.

 

[Texas Wolf]

little chickens

 

[little farmer]

Oo oo!!! I have one.
Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens???
Because all they said was 'bok bok bok!!'