Chicken Jokes Thread.......

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by soonerdog, Dec 22, 2010.

  1. soonerdog

    soonerdog Chillin' With My Peeps

    Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside.

    What kind of shoes do chickens wear? Ree-boks [​IMG]

    Being from the south....I love this next one.

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it can be done. [​IMG]
     
  2. duckluv

    duckluv Overrun With Chickens

    Aug 20, 2010
    Ohio
    Why did the worm cross the road?
    To get away from the chicken!



    Why did the quail cross the road?
    To prove he wasn't chicken!
     
  3. roocrazy

    roocrazy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 11, 2009
    minnesota!!!!
    if your riding down the hill and your pedal falls off... how many chickens are in your mailbox?... none because there is no bones in ice cream.
     
  4. soonerdog

    soonerdog Chillin' With My Peeps

    Why the chicken crossed the road.

    Mae West said, "Because I told it to come up and see me some time." [​IMG]

    What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, then rolls in the dirt some more? [​IMG]

    A dirty double-crossing chicken! [​IMG]
     
  5. soonerdog

    soonerdog Chillin' With My Peeps

    I had a facebook friend post pictures of her pretty fingernails after her salon visit. She asked, "How do you like them?"
    I said, "They were the fanciest booger-pickers I've ever seen." Says she's mad at me.[​IMG]
     
  6. Texas Wolf

    Texas Wolf Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 17, 2012
    little chickens
     
  7. little farmer

    little farmer Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oo oo!!! :D I have one.
    Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens???
    Because all they said was 'bok bok bok!!'
     

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