chicken jokes

[ChickenFeeds]

Here’s another one:

If 100 chickens cross the road, what do you get?
A traffic jam

 

[ChickenFeeds]

Not a joke, but a funny saying.

Wicked chickens get deviled eggs.

Here's a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BAWCAUSE!

But you could turn it into a joke, like this:
What do you get from a wicked chicken?
Deviled eggs!

 

[ChickenFeeds]

A few more:

How does a rooster make sure he is on time to crow every morning?
He uses an alarm cluck!

Who is the smartest chicken around?
Albert Egg-stein!

How do chickens capture their big moments?
By taking a peck-ture!

Where do chickens stay while on vacation?
At a chick-inn!

(These I found on a website)

 

[ChickenFeeds]

Where does the chicken cross the road?
At the cross-bock!

 

[Devyn Nagy]

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

 

[ChickenFeeds]

Why did T-Rex cross the road?
He came before the chicken

 

[Privettehugh]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!

What did one chick say to the other chick? Look at the orange marmalade!

 

[Devyn Nagy]

What did one chick say to the other chick? Look at the orange marmalade!

I don't get it. ?

 

[Privettehugh]

I don't get it. ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done! What did one chick say to the other chick? Look at the orange marmalade!

 

[Privettehugh]

I don't get it. ?

Look at the orange mama laid!