chicken jokes

[ChickenFeeds]

(A Hamburg is a chicken breed)
(This is all one joke)

Why did the hamburger cross the road?
Because a person was holding it.

Why did the tomato cross the road?
He was trying to ketchup. (Catch up)

Why did the ketchup cross the road?
To get to the hamburger.

Why did the hamburg cross the road?
She was the chicken

 

[ChickenFeeds]

Not quite a chicken joke, but a farm joke:
Why should you never tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.

 

[ChickenCanoe]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the opossum it could be done.

 

[RoosterBoost]

Why did the chicken kill Alfred Hitchcock?

Because he hitches cocks!