Chicken jokes!

[Juno]

My husband just told me this, so I thought I'd start a thread and see if anyone knew any more?

Q: which bird knows all the best jokes?

A: a comedi-hen!

yes, yes, it's awful I know! so can anyone do any better?

 

[sourland]

Not awful - it elicited an involuntary smile.

OK, even a little chuckle.

 

[Chicken Frenzie]

 

[pumpkin child]

Here's a chicken joke " a wise chicken once said, "i dream of a would where chickens can cross roads with out being questioned about their motives."