chicken jokes

[hehahn]

So a chicken and a pig decide to go into the restaurant business together. The chicken said they should each contribute for the good of the business.

The only problem is that for the chicken it's a donation, for the pig it's a sacrifice!

 

[lordofthewings]

Har har, what happens when a chicken crosses the road... it gets ran over!
hahahaha

 

[Irishgirl]

A chicken crosses the road, rolls in mud, and crosses the road again. What does that make the chicken?