Chicken Self-Defense Camp this Summer

[Hyroler]

Are you tired of your Chickens acting like chickens.Your chickens dont have to be victims next time predator makes its way into coop.Its time they take control of situation and fight back.I have the answer.

Chicken Self Defense Camp!!
We will be offering a 2 week course.
Course includes meals and housing along with intense training.
training will consist of Jiu jitsu,Wrestling,Beak fighting and various other techniques chickens can use to defeat predators.
Our camp will not only train your chicken to defend itself.It will give your chicken more confidence in its everyday life.We guarantee your chicken to come home with new fearless attitude they will no longer be the victim.
Reserve your spot today!
2 week camp $250per chicken
Camp sessions begin June1 to june 14, July1 to July 14 , Aug 1 to Aug 14.
Make your reservations soon.Camps fill up fast.

 

[R2elk]

Are you tired of your Chickens acting like chickens.Your chickens dont have to be victims next time predator makes its way into coop.Its time they take control of situation and fight back.I have the answer.

Chicken Self Defense Camp!!
We will be offering a 2 week course.
Course includes meals and housing along with intense training.
training will consist of Jiu jitsu,Wrestling,Beak fighting and various other techniques chickens can use to defeat predators.
Our camp will not only train your chicken to defend itself.It will give your chicken more confidence in its everyday life.We guarantee your chicken to come home with new fearless attitude they will no longer be the victim.
Reserve your spot today!
2 week camp $250per chicken
Camp sessions begin June1 to june 14, July1 to July 14 , Aug 1 to Aug 14.
Make your reservations soon.Camps fill up fast.

 

[Hyroler]

Self defense camp filling up fast!
Here are few of Camp leaderss that will be training and teaching self-defense techniques.
1st is Rango he is Goldendoodle with brownbelt in jiu jitsu and blackbelt in Karate
next is Sylvester he is alley cat with years of wrestling experience.He has been grappling since he was kitten
Then we have our specialist in Beak fighting "Pecker " the Rooster .he grew up in the mean streets of Mexico fighting to survive everyday.
Finally there is Theodore a feline with IQ of Donald Trump.He specializes in stradegy and the art of surprise.

 

[Hyroler]

Sorry no more room for this summers camp.We are full.Anyone who didnt get in you will have to wait till summer 2019.Hopefully your weak defenseless chickens can survive till then.

 

[duluthralphie]

How many pairs of undies do you require to be sent with each camper?

 

[Hyroler]

How many pairs of undies do you require to be sent with each camper?

We have washing machine and dryer in case chickens run low on undies.We also have mattress with rubber sheets for any bedwetters.Please make sure you pack at least 5 pairs of clean socks.Chickens are not allowed in wrestling mat without socks.

 

[duluthralphie]

Do they need swim wear or do they go in the buff?

 

[Hyroler]

Do they need swim wear or do they go in the buff?

We try and keep Roosters separated from Hens because we are clothing optional camp.
Few years ago camp was co-ed and really fun but we received several complaints of public chicken orgies,

 

[Hyroler]

We are trying are best to run politically correct self defense camp.We support "Metoo"movement and all transgender chickens are welcome.

 

[Hyroler]

You may also interested in our swingers camp at end of August.It's for adult chickens only.Things can get a little wild.We have a "what happens in camp stays in camp" no tell policy .