Chicken Shaming to Lighten the Mood

[SniperGoose]

Not a chicken but..

"I go up into the chicken coop, stand there, and scream my head off until mom comes to save me."

 

[silkiemother]

I like to tell the hens that I have treats when it is only a concrete block with a stick on it,but when I see Dandylion the barred rock coming over for the treat,I play dead out of fear but I will try to attack my owners' dad even though he is ten times my size,and dandylion is only 2 inches taller than me

 

[silkiemother]

I made one too many poor life decisions

 

[CSAchook]

Right!?! And you just named them for me. Swiffer and Duster. Love it.

 

[igorsMistress]

I'm 12 weeks old and still snuggle with my mommy at night.

 

[Birdsong 82]

No matter time of day I feel compelled to crow anytime I see a human on the phone

 

[WhoDatChick]

These are cracking me up!!..... I wish I were so cleaver... I can’t come up with any!

 

[MissChick@dee]

Not a chicken but..

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"I go up into the chicken coop, stand there, and scream my head off until mom comes to save me."

Beautiful duck!

 

[WVduckchick]

Beautiful duck!

It’s not a duck.

 

[MissChick@dee]

It’s Snot? Lol