Chicken Shaming to Lighten the Mood

[Melky]

I got this nesting thing down. I could sit here all day. No I don’t get broody and no I don’t lay eggs, that’s for the other chickens.

 

[TheBeardie]

I have to jump on mom's shoulder when she opens the coop, even if I have poopy feet.

Do ducks count?

I'm the only one that will eat out of mom's hands.... Wusses.

I still make baby noises even though I'm the size of a small house.

 

[Melky]

I like to peck n run. I jump out the window while my owner is distracted nursing her finger.

 

[CCUK]

Not my hen. But pretty much says it all about mine!

 

[Melky]

Mine too!

 

[igorsMistress]

We kill pigeons and leave the dead bodies in the yard for the human to clean up. We eat baby grackles that can't fly...no leftovers.

 

[N F C]

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We kill pigeons and leave the dead bodies in the yard for the human to clean up. We eat baby grackles that can't fly...no leftovers.

 

[NoFlyBackFarm]

Ewww...
Hey @igorsMistress sould you sex these turkens for me?
One:

Two:

They are 2-3 months old.

 

[Cayuga momma]

 

[CCUK]

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We kill pigeons and leave the dead bodies in the yard for the human to clean up. We eat baby grackles that can't fly...no leftovers.

You have monsters!