Chickens discover "Self Heating Roost"

[CarriBrown]

Buddy the Buttercup and Potpie the BLRW have discovered a wonderful thing for the Chicken World. It's call the "Self Heating Roost". No matter what time of day you decide to roost, your "SHR" will be warm for you! No need to lay on cold shavings or make your tootsies shiver on the cold 2x4! Your "SHR" will be ready to keep you warm whenever you please!
And as an added bonus, your "Self Heating Roost" includes a "Tomato Go Getter" and "Tomato Hand Feeder". Just sqwack loudly to activate!!

 

[cookinmom]

All you need is "But wait...There's More!!"

 

[bayouchica]

 

[Colonel Sanders]

Can I get one of those too?

 

[CarriBrown]

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But wait... There's more!! Act within the next 20 minutes and you will receive the "Scratch Thrower" ABSOLUTELY FREE!!

 

[Lunachick]

All for only $19.95 plus shipping and handling?

 

[Country Gal]

All for only $19.95 plus shipping and handling

But wait... There's more!! Act within the next 20 minutes and you will receive the "Scratch Thrower" ABSOLUTELY FREE

(Plus additional S&H!)​

 

[Chelly]

BUT if you call within the next 30 seconds, we'll throw in a second SHR ABSOLUTLY FREE!

 

[CarriBrown]

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Just mention code "Human Servant" when ordering!

 

[mom'sfolly]

Act now to get the automatic grape dispenser, grapes not included