I know. My little joke. I like to "reward" them for doing the right thing, though. Food doesn't come from the table or my hands; it appears like magic on the floor in front of their nose. So they never look up at me, expecting me to give them anything. And I only do this when they are very young. Once they are older they just lay there, comatose, waiting, waiting ... snoring.I mean 'don't beg' like 'don't stare at me and whine while I'm eating' lol