" You're going to choke on it and expect me to do the heimlich maneuver. Fat chance, I'd just sit here and watch you turn a lovely shade of blue." Ashton stated unamused as she watched his antics.Allen held it before his eyes, painstakingly examining the strands just to annoy her. "Wellll, seeing as I don't have a lighter, and I don't smoke, I guess I'll just eat it." He took a teensy little bite and made a face. "Huh. Definitely more flavorful." He then proceeded to shove the entire stick longways down his gullet.
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Haley followed, beside him when the aisles allowed it, otherwise, a step behind.
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"Alright, here we are. What color do you want....black, white or stainless steel. So many options, so little reason. " Dyrus said with barely contained laughter.