Christmas at our house, or what happens when your son is partially raised by chickens

[Noble Rooster]

Conversation with my toddler son, who is learning about various Christmas traditions:

Q. "Who says 'ho ho ho!'?"

A. "Chickies."

 

[sourland]

Our daughter learning her address as a child:

Q. "Where do you live?"

A. "And the big chicken is in the coop." ???????

 

[sumi]

DH asked our DS (6yo) the other day where he came from. His reply? "Mommy hatched me!"