That made me laugh out loud! Waddling lightning bolts.I shake a can and say here chickies, and they waddle like lightning strikes to me.
As far as feed conversion goes, I understand the importance but that won't matter when I try my cornish crosses. I'll just be raising them for our own use and to know our food had as good a life as I could manage. That's why your little white lightning bolts make me so happy.