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Church Bulletin Mistakes

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by NixNoodleNumbat, Apr 29, 2012.

  1. NixNoodleNumbat

    NixNoodleNumbat Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 1, 2011
    Australia
    This is meant all in good fun; I do not mean to offend anyone.

    Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

    Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

    This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the Altar. 

    The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. 

    The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday.

    The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience. 

    Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers will please meet with the minister in the study. 

    Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then give a speak on, "It's a Terrible Experience."

    Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.  

    Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 

    The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. 

    Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say, "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you. 

    A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday. 

    Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
     
    Last edited: Apr 29, 2012
  2. Gerbil

    Gerbil Oh, Crazy!

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    :lau
     
  3. chicken241

    chicken241 Out Of The Brooder

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  4. 44Wolves

    44Wolves Here is Your New Title

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    LMFAO!!!!!!! :lau :lau :lau
     
  5. Zinnia-Hen

    Zinnia-Hen Live & Let Live

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    I died laughing. [​IMG]
     
  6. Even I had to laugh. [​IMG]
     
  7. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    Not an error but at my church there's a sign that says "thou shall not park here" [​IMG]
     
  8. mkcolls

    mkcolls Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] Hard to type, I'm still laughing and crying. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  9. NovaAman

    NovaAman Overrun With Chickens

    Those are great!
     
  10. TechnoCat

    TechnoCat Overrun With Chickens

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    Wherever Angel is~
    O_O... :lau :lau :lol:
     

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