WHATS A TE JOB....
You realllllly reallllly want to know? You asked, Ima gonna tell...!
OOOOOoooOOOk, here goes:
Its when his OCR at the end of giving a professional driver his annual re-certification driving/ performance test and evaluation passes him and he and DOT are sooooo pleased with the drivers performance record
that the OCR offers him a promotion from driver to TE. Now wait, theres more...
Now are ya ready for this part.....
The OCR says:
, "so you wanna earn some extra money and be a Training Engineer?" Or another words....his boss is giving him a promotion telling him to go ask your Momma if she will let you have some flunkie no count truck driving wannabee sleeping in his sleeper berth and then driving Momma's (AKA - me)
investment in that $125,000 peice of junk bobtail not including the value of the van or load there in
attatched mind you down the highway to heaven while the OCR gives MY HUB the priviledge to preach
to the punk and get a few more peanuts.
And then...... OOPS, red light...
are ya ready for this part????
Its when I approve or my hub swats me on the head with a 5lb Gold leaf Bible and says we let some flunkie no count truck driving wannabee reach for my husbands driverside door and he gives them the company keys to let THEM take the wheel while my Darling Dear Angel of God preaches the FIRE AND BRIMSTONE TRUCK DRIVING
AND JESUS GOSPEL at him or her at the same time that so called non-evangalistic wannabee tries to learns how to drive that $125,000 piece of bobtail down the road with a high value load as they go through the highways of hell.
NOW, if ya think my preaching is bad... you dont wanna be hearing my hubs preaching
while he makes ya listen to Swaggart
www.jsm.org and pounds it into your head how to drive that THING.
I guarantee you that that no count truck driving flunkie wannabee is gonna be listening to Swaggart sing and the chior howl how much Jesus loves HIM at the end of the tunnel one way or ta other.
Whats a TE job? Its when a man of God teaches the devil
how to drive.
Stands for Training Engineer.
Now,
Children... Open your Bible to:
John 3:16
16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Romans 5:8
8But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
Romans 6:23
23For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Romans 10:13
13For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
Romans 10:9
9That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
Romans 6:23
23For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
OH YEAH..STUDENT>>>>>>
one more.. your gonna learn that one commandment real real real good about how that THOU SHALL NOT KILL. And I dont mean to offend anyone.
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TE JOB>>>>>>>
So ya think ya wanna learn how to drive that hog huh? The Bible aint true? HUH? Aint no God HUH?????
Blashpemy and so then why are you CROSSING YER FANGERS
praying
you will pass that CDL test? You are gonna have to get passed SALVATION before you set your hands on his door. Beloved, the road test starts now. We want perfect scores on those CDL Practice tests tests and Bible College papers.
Grrrrr. 14 days of college my Holy hinny.
Then you want a $1000 in your pocket
to sign in.. nope nope nope.. not today. Not hiring. Not recruiting.
