Clean story jokes for kids (NOT one-liners)

[gimmie birdies]

Hi! Does anyone have clean "story jokes" for kids? I am not looking for one liners. Thanks.

 

[nuthatched]

How do you feel about puns?

 

[nuthatched]

In what states do you find big eyes?
Illinois, Iowa, Indiana and Idaho.

What kind of snakes aren't good at multiplication?
Adders.

Where do sheep go to get a haircut?
A baa-baa shop.

What do you call a chicken prom?
A fowl ball.

Why doesn't a bicycle go as fast as a car?
It's two tired.

Why do spiders spin website?
They don't know how to knit.

What kind of cake makes its own eggs?
A layer cake.

When is it OK to hear a cow honking?
When it's a longhorn.

Of a king sits on gold, who sits on silver?
The lone ranger.

 

[AnnPann]

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a wall. Pete jumps off. Who’s left?

(when kid answers “Repeat”, you repeat the joke. Over and over until they get it).

 

[LhickenChicken]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To poop on the other side of the road.

Why does your oven turn itself off when cooking chicken?
It is possible you may have a poultrygeist.

Where do chickens go when they die?
Next to the roast potatoes.

 

[LhickenChicken]

What are chickens made of cheese called?
Cheese-kins.