ClucksnDucks11s joke thread

[oldrooster]

A jail bird?

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

A crane! XD Your turn.

 

[pajaro42]

Did you hear the joke about the pencil?
....Never mind. It's pointless.

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

You rock at jokes! Tell me more.

 

[pajaro42]

Haha! I'm glad you think so, and I will certainly tell another one.

Two men walk into a bar.
The third man ducks.

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:
not passion fruit?

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

Ha ha! Have a joke?

 

[oldrooster]

What note do you get from dropping a piano down a coal mine shaft?
A Flat Miner.

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

Ha ha! How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

 

[oldrooster]

Why did the Blonde think her neighbor's chickens where cold? They told her they had a capon (cape on)....