ClucksnDucks11s joke thread

[ClucksnDucks11]

November, October, May Are my faves.

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

LOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOOLO I DUNNO!

Stumped. Your turn.

 

[TinyBeaks]

What's brown and sticky? A STICK!




There are two muffins in an oven.

One muffin turns to the other muffin and says, “Boy, it’s hot in here.”

The other muffin turns to him and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN!"




Guy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

Librarian responds, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”

Guy says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”




What did one eye say to the other?

"Don’t look now, but something between us smells."


Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 (8) ate 9

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

LOL! Why did the skeleton not cross the road? He did not have the guts to do it. By the way don`t post multiple jokes on one post cause then you will run out of jokes.

 

[TinyBeaks]

EH, I HAVE PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. Woe i kept caps on, OOps.

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

But still do it. Night! I have to go. Bye!

 

[TinyBeaks]

How does a farmer move his cow?

In a mooving van.

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

I am so sad, THIS THREAD IS DEAD!

 

[TinyBeaks]

.;,lkjhyt

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

WE NEED TO SAVE THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW! THIS WAS MY 2ND THREAD AND I AM NOT GOING TO LET IT DIE! POST! What kind of bird works at a construction site?